Tinker Bell was also marked for caution. Why? Because she was “Body conscious and jealous of Peter Pan’s attention.”

Yes, that’s right: Tinker Bell is body-conscious and therefore she is no longer going to be included in the character meet and greets at Disney World.

Now let’s be real about the character of Tinker Bell. Obviously, Tinker Bell is in pretty good shape in the movie. The whole joke is that she is a pretty small person who’s in love with Peter. That’s the whole joke of the film. That is part of the relationship between them, which dates back to the original book by J.M. Barrie, but that can’t be included because it might give bad messages to little girls such as “being body-conscious actually matters with regard to mating.”

Or it might give off the impression that sometimes girls get jealous over guys, which you can’t have, because obviously it’s true.